I'd rather eat fish than have sex

[0001 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/06/04(日) 01:44:52.615 ID:xDEy6EMs0]

I'm crying

[0002 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/06/04(日) 01:46:13.744 ID:tAfugb7p0]

Some people may think I'm gay or something because I've never married and prefer to live alone, but the real reason is that I'm a pedophile. I like to sit at home and stroke my cock to pictures of sexy 5yo girls.

[0003 以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします 2023/06/04(日) 01:52:16.118 ID:qFezU1Pl0]

魚とセックスしてんじゃねえよ