英語の問題出して

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:50:32.521

なんでもいいよ

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:51:51.616

kono hamachi How much?lol
これ訳して

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:53:35.577

Yesterday I met a novelist and poet.

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:55:01.078

>>2
このハマチ、ハウマッチ？笑笑

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:55:33.521

>>3
昨日小説家で詩人の人に会いました

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:56:39.411

>>5
正解

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:57:02.892

What is your opinon on the ongoing war between Russia and Ukraine and which do you support?

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:57:51.462

Anna Halsey was about two hundred and forty pounds of middle-aged putty-faced woman in a black tailor-made suit. Her eyes were shiny black shoe buttons, her cheeks were as soft as suet and about the same color.
をカッコよく訳して

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 02:59:14.305

>>7
ロシアとウクライナの戦争についてのあなたの意見を聞かせてください。また、どちらの味方をしますか

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:00:16.081

She didn't have an umbrella. Not when it was raining.

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:00:55.045

>>9
reply to me in english
also what i wanted you to do is that you write your own opinion, not just to translate what i wrote into japanese

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:05:16.329

Anna Halsey was about two hundred and forty pounds of middle-aged putty-faced woman in a black tailor-made suit. Her eyes were shiny black shoe buttons, her cheeks were as soft as suet and about the same color.

アンナホルゼーは240ポンドほどある色白黒のオーダーメイドスーツを着た中年の女性でした。
目は黒く輝くシューボタンのようで、頬はスエットのように柔らかく同じような色をしていました。

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:06:06.185

>>10
彼女は傘を持っていなかった
雨が降っていない時に限って

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:06:48.114

アメリカ、イギリスなどで使用される世界共通語にもなっている言語は？

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:07:19.193

>>13
残念

彼女は傘を持っていなかった、雨が降っていたのに

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:09:39.820

>>11
I am against any war but i also understand there are reasons to fight for both of the countries. It is very difficult to determine which to support unless you know the history well.

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:10:16.950

>>12
それだと何箇所か減点されると思う。厚化粧の中年女性とかテーラーメイドのスーツとか。

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:10:20.421

>>15
なんかややこしいな

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:10:45.126

>>14
the english language
tbqh english is far more important to all the other languages on this whole planet combined because it's seen as a global language by all over the world to the point that most of the countries force their childrens to learn it in the compulsory education for years

isn't it?

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:11:29.174

>>14
英語？

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:13:07.101

>>20
正解
免許皆伝

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:14:00.053

>>16
im' glad that you aren't brainwashed by all the japanese puppet medias triying so hard to indoctrinate you to believe that Russia is the evil here

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:14:58.531

>>22
hehe

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:15:50.274

I recommend you to read that book.

I recommend you that you shoud read that book.

正しいのはどっち？

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:16:35.789

>>24
うーん下

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:19:19.225

to make the ugly beautiful

to make ugly the beautiful

両者の違いは？
訳して

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:19:32.885

>>25
正解

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:21:23.898

>>26
醜いものを美しくするために
"美しきアグリー"を作るために

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:21:30.018

ニートやが英語で自分語りしていいか？
良いなら書く

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:22:00.706

>>29
いいよ
英語力活かして就職しなよ笑

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:26:04.451

>>28
to make ugly the beautifulは倒置法
the 形容詞で名詞になるので make c o になってる
元の語順に直すと to make the beautiful ugly

ちな自分語りは今書いてる
長文になるからもう少し待ってくれ

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:31:34.786

I'm gonna be kicked out of my house soon.
It's over bros.
It's getting pretty much fucked up.

I'm a 25 year old NEET, have never ever worked since I graduated from a college and currently live in my mom's basement since then for almost 2 years now.
I've been an incel for my entire life too and it's making me really frustrated, to the point that I'm starting to see my own sister in a sexual way.
She's a cunt bitch recently coming back to our home getting divorced for cheating.
Inceldom really makes a healthy grown adult man like myself into a completely different person.

And then this happened around an hour ago.
Me and my sister drinking together and we both were getting really drunken and talkin' of things we don't usually talk about.
She asked me if I was a virgin and I said yes then she asked me again whether I liked girls and I said that I wanted to have sex with her in a serious tone.
She looked pretty surprised. I can't forget that face. Then she just started questioning a few things like "you're just drunken aren't you" or something like that.
I said I was serious and grabbed her boobs because I couldn't hold my instinct anymore.
Then she suddenly got really pissed, slapped my face and went downstairs telling our parents everything what's just going on.

My dad punched me in my face for the first time in my entire fucking life, claiming that I had to leave this house next monday to cool thing off, giving me a little money.
I have no way to rent a room with such a little money so I have to live in capsule hotel from tomorrow.
I'm crying right now in my room writing this.
Things can get really messy suddenly.

HELP.

ちなみにマジ話
人生完全に終わってしまって寝れないしさっきからずっと泣いてる

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:34:09.916

助けて

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:49:33.082

上島竜兵やるしかねえな

**以下、5ちゃんねるからVIPがお送りします** · 2022/05/15(日) 03:49:49.729

Usually they’re just trying to protect you because they love you.